February 2012
*speed dating*
Me: Hi! Charmander, Bulbasaur, or Squirtle?
Him: Huh?
Me: Aaaaaand we're done here.
Mom: Can you get my phone out of my bag?
Me: (puts on miner hat and turns on flashlight) okay...
Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
When you smell weed →
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
Anonymous asked: how is your sick friend doing? :(
FACT: You use google every day but I bet you can't...
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
That Awkward Moment When
how-do-i-tumblr:
You spend so much time with your best friend that everyone thinks you’re dating but you arent really
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
That moment of disappointment when a comment on...
New original song; fun fact- I started crying at the last part. Let me know what you think
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAuELDXpSyo
-Chrystal
You know what's better than a piece of fried...
Two pieces of fried chicken.
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
2 tags
If you've made a post and want MAM to check it...
Tag it MAM
and I will check it out
After taking a test
thelaughingmango:
I’m like:
6 tags
now that i think about it
how the hell does phineas put his shirt on
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
Walking out of a store after not buying anything...
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
Anonymous asked: I was wondering if I could please get a response from you, I know you're busy, but it would really make my day (its my birthday) I wanted to thank you for your amazing blog, also for being so kind to all your followers here (And on facebook) And you make me laugh daily with your posts and just thank you!<3
When you hit your funny bone and you're just like
In class: I actually get this!
Homework: What the fuck
Quiz: What the fuck
Test: What the fuck
