January 2012
2011- Will u luv me 4eva?
2012- No
*Later that day 2011 killed herself*
2012- I meant 2 say I luv u 5eva
Reblog dis if u cried
December 2011
When someone tells me they like me
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That awkward moment when someone scares you and...
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When You're Playing Tag
Then you see the person that’s it chasing your friend
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Reblog if you're kissing no one at midnight on new... →
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I really hate the new sound Tumblr makes when you...
When you drive by tall buildings
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Anonymous asked: So.... when exactly are you going to Germany?
What's the difference between tumblr and a...
A restaurant has servers that work.
when two of your favorite people are fighting and... →
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
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Anonymous asked: Do you ever wonder if the people who's actual faces get posted on this blog, get sad? You have 195,670 followers who see the post and make fun of them. If it were me, I'm pretty sure I would want to commit fucking suicide.
When someone stares at me while I'm eating: →
If it’s some stranger:
If it’s my best friend:
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neither:
if i’m texting someone and they don’t answer for 4 minutes i always send another text with an emoticon or something idk just in case they didn’t hear the phone vibrate the first time
Anonymous asked: Since you're a pencil and everything, do you get like, have sex with pens? Or like, erasers?
When you use your phone in the middle of the night
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mom: come down for dinner
me: ok
five minutes later
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet
That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...
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Anonymous asked: are u female or mail?
friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
How you listen:
Parents are talking and you are like:
Teacher is talking:
Friends are talking:
The girl you hate :
and your crush :
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Ho Ho Ho!
But enough about the Kardashians, Merry Christmas!
cashier: have a happy holiday
me: dont tell me what to do
