awkward.: Archive

Mar 1st

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Not being able to pull off a prank because you're...

I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.

Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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When someone brutally insults you and you don't...

I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.

Mar 1st

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Parents: They spend the first 2 years of your life...

Then they spend the next 16 year telling you to sit down and shut up. I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.

Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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Procrastination? No. I just wait until the last...

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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When tumblr keeps showing error messages.

I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.

Feb 29th

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Anonymous asked: I was so depressed and was about to cut today when I clicked your blog, scrolled through everything and felt a whole lot better and didn't cut. All you post and you cheered me up. Thank you so much.

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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When someone keeps annoying you →

First it’s like, “Stop it please” Then you’re like, “I’m serious, stop!” After you’re like, I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.

Feb 29th

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When you were small and you thought if you...

And you were like: “OH NOOOOOOOOO!” I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.

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When I hear something clever I think of Tumblr...

I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.

Feb 29th

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That awkward moment when you're standing with two...

I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.

Feb 29th

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Watch

I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.

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Sitting over here listening to my skinny friend...

lim1t-less: When’s dinner I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.

Feb 29th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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 *speed dating*
Me: Hi! Charmander, Bulbasaur, or Squirtle? 
Him: Huh?
Me: Aaaaaand we're done here.

Feb 28th

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Mom: Can you get my phone out of my bag?

Me: (puts on miner hat and turns on flashlight) okay...

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Every night:

Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.